The Internet Loves Donkey Kong’s Ass In The Super Mario Bros. Movie

If you weren’t too busy cheering for Donkey Kong straight jobbing Mario in a bout of fisticuffs, chances are your curious eyes wandered toward the derrière of the caked-up barrel-throwing ape. Truly, any and all crimes Illumination Studios committed by unleashing the Minions upon humanity hath been redeemed thanks to the authenticity it brought to Kong’s glorious ass. Illumination even gave Kong a snatched waist to boot, so you know old boy can throw that thang back around in a circle like the best of them. But don’t just take my word for it. Here’s what fans had to say about DK’s ass online.

“Thank christ, they keep his clappers,” one Twitter user wrote.

“Damn— Donkey Kong is double cheeked up, hella ass, the sun is still out,” wrote another.

“Not feeling it, but Donkey Kong has the butt. So at least, if nothing else, they got that right,” another observed. 

“He’s gonna carry the twerking scene,” another replied. 

The jury is still out on there being a twerking scene in The Super Mario Bros. Movie but if the Minions presenting their TicTac asses for their promotional material is anything to go by, chances are we’re at least gonna get more than a cheeky side angle of Kong’s booty meat when the movie finally hits theaters on April 7.